Wednesday, March 17, 2010

If Only Morons Could Fly...Right Out the Window and Onto Spikes...

I would be the happiest of all happy people alive if there were a legal way to eliminate some of these morons I am constantly forced to be around. Stupid people who must drag everyone else down with their lack of intellect. Now I'm not talking about most people. Many people just have little moments where common sense goes right out the window but it will return shortly. I myself have many of those moments, far too many if I'm honest with myself. Some people though have a constant lack of any sense whatsoever. And it's irritating.

I hate having to slow down for them. They are people with no excuse to be so dense. People who have been afforded every opportunity for education and socialization yet still somehow manage to be so dim. Now, I know there are people with mental impairments, people who have not had the same privilages that I have had. And I excuse them. This is not about them. This is about people who have attended the best schools, have nothing wrong with them (other than constant victim syndrome) yet still do not understand the simpliest things.

Then again, lots of people annoy me.

People who have to have things repeated to them several times even though it is written right on the paper in front of them. They annoy me.

People who answer questions in ways that are not at all related to the original question just for the hope of distracting the professor and coming across as intellegent. I want to kill them.

People who act like they know everything about everything even when they are clearly wrong and have no first hand knowledge about the event they're referencing. They make me want a match and some butane.

I hate it when someone relates a topic being discussed back to their life even though it's not relevant. "Oh yes well my boyfriend and I went to England once and as you know James I was responsible for the King James Bible." "The topic of freedom from religious oppression reminds me of how my girlfriend and I had sex in the mall dressing room. Haha!" And though not exact quotes from people, those are very similar to the things I get to hear on a daily basis.

Slutty people make me want to inject them with STDs. "He likes me but I don't like him. Maybe if I fuck him though he'll leave me alone. I can't tell my boyfriend though. He'll freak out for some reason." And yes, that is something I heard several years ago from someone.

People suck.

And yes, I do realize that there is some irony in this as I am sure I have misspelled several things during the course of this blog. I know, I know. I shouldn't be talking about intellegence when my spelling skills are off.

Oh well though. Such is the beauty of free speech and the internet.

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